5 Step Para to have a better pay

If you want to have a better pay, then read on this concise 5 step para.

1. If you are reading this, that means you are not satisfied with your pay. And if of all the places you decide to read this blog, then quit it, you will not get a pay hike!!

2. If you are still reading, that means you think this is some fun stuff. Quit it, I am about to give some serious advice to land a pay hike.

3. Well you are still here, arent you? Please refer to step 1, you are not going to get a pay hike. So QUIT it.

4. Ah, I am here, so are you. And whom am I kidding?! I am no expert in these matters, so I will save you the agony of step 5. Bye...